open.your.eyes

Julianna. New York.

It’s the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting.

—Paulo Coelho, Alchemist (via kushandwizdom)

mrsbadexample:

arynlei:

My best friend had this encounter earlier today and I coached her through the responses.. Funniest part is that she’s like 5’2” and weighs no more than 120 pounds.

My favourite part is he was totally willing to until she turned him down, and suddenly she’s a “big girl” and he’s like “naw naw man, I was just kidding”.
bitchplz.

mrsbadexample:

arynlei:

My best friend had this encounter earlier today and I coached her through the responses.. Funniest part is that she’s like 5’2” and weighs no more than 120 pounds.

My favourite part is he was totally willing to until she turned him down, and suddenly she’s a “big girl” and he’s like “naw naw man, I was just kidding”.

bitchplz.

phoenix-ace:

girl-non-grata:

Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.

I’m having a good laugh right now because our associates just got collectively reprimanded for leaning on the counters during 8 hour shifts on their feet, because it isn’t “professional” looking.  So apparently they can put up with a camera over their shoulder to make sure they do their jobs correctly, but a cop with a gun cant?  

phoenix-ace:

girl-non-grata:

Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.

I’m having a good laugh right now because our associates just got collectively reprimanded for leaning on the counters during 8 hour shifts on their feet, because it isn’t “professional” looking.  So apparently they can put up with a camera over their shoulder to make sure they do their jobs correctly, but a cop with a gun cant?  

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Hey ladies (yeah?) HEY LADIES (yeah) do you wanna roll in my Mercades?

WELL TOO FUCKING BAD IT’S A KIA GET THE FUCK IN WE’RE GOING TO MCDONALDS

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